Writer.Beyonce enthusiast. Kamikaze cook. Occasionally, I know what I’m talking about. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-25792217-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @allupinthekitcheninmyheels)http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/Scott Shepherd hit my friend. A successful actress with a career to protect, she’s been counseled...http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/50939716070http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/50939716070Mon, 20 May 2013 15:30:00 -0700Moving back to&#8230; to write for&#8230; The only way I&#8217;d be more stoked is if I was gonna be...http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/50306949682http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/50306949682Sun, 12 May 2013 18:23:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pqnEebbpUYU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thequeenbey.tumblr.com/post/49574962508/beyonce-firmly-telling-the-beyhive-to-live-in-the" target="_blank">thequeenbey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>beyonce firmly telling the beyhive to live in the moment instead of recording her show</p> </blockquote> <p>Words to fucking LIVE by. If only she’d said this shit at Roseland when that heffa in front of me wouldn’t put down her damn iPad. </p>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49703741422http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49703741422Sun, 05 May 2013 11:19:11 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66a199b03725176f6d338183a4fbb7a1/tumblr_mmc2jqnJA21qggwnvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/49694335468/after-i-took-the-photo-the-man-stuck-around-to" target="_blank">humansofnewyork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>After I took the photo, the man stuck around to give me his contact information. After a couple minutes, his wife started calling impatiently from outside. “I waited 40 years for her,” he said. “She can wait 5 minutes for me.”</p> <p>(San Francisco, CA)</p> </blockquote> <p>My heroes. </p>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49701775487http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49701775487Sun, 05 May 2013 10:54:12 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ce5e71cbb405eff2501632f8f3aca7b/tumblr_mm1jnjsf6X1qzifz9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spoiler alert.</p>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49565515489http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49565515489Fri, 03 May 2013 20:41:07 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44d536e1a2b42e251bde7b1642b3850d/tumblr_mm8k3njMz11qbfm1po1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fbd0aa6aa9fe5e610993e2d4b8762a6/tumblr_mm8k3njMz11qbfm1po2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/450d2697d2a0179355f81bb609d74901/tumblr_mm8k3njMz11qbfm1po3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd72cadf873b4f0d1b020e4be968d415/tumblr_mm8k3njMz11qbfm1po5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59a74a5a96b4db4055daf1eba4ad127b/tumblr_mm8k3njMz11qbfm1po6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wnyc.tumblr.com/post/49529164720/brooklyn-is-showing-some-gratitude-to-the-late" target="_blank">wnyc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Brooklyn is showing some gratitude to the late Beastie Boy Adam Yauch, known as MCA, by renaming the Brooklyn Heights playground that he visited as kid after the rapper who died of cancer last year.<br/><strong><a href="http://www.wnyc.org/blogs/wnyc-news-blog/2013/may/03/show-gratitude-city-names-park-after-beastie-boy-mca/" target="_blank">MORE</a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49565008291http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49565008291Fri, 03 May 2013 20:34:08 -0700<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_49376569076" src="http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49376569076/audio_player_iframe/allupinthekitcheninmyheels/tumblr_mm45pgCvB31r6qgus?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fallupinthekitcheninmyheels%2F49376569076%2Ftumblr_mm45pgCvB31r6qgus" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>The cutest thing you’ll hear today.</p> </blockquote> <p>I fucking love her all the way ‘round the solar system and back again. I can’t… I just can’t…</p>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49376569076http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49376569076Wed, 01 May 2013 12:26:44 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c34fb50caf123c30df70892544b458e/tumblr_mm1lsbpdEU1r877b7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beeawnce.tumblr.com/post/49223422688" target="_blank">beeawnce</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Beyoncé performing at the O2 arena in London tonight (4/29). </p> </blockquote> <p>GUYS</p> </blockquote> <p>Make. Them. Eat it.</p>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49237795750http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49237795750Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:18:10 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3b9cff4dd9429541c6a95ac7ab3e206/tumblr_mlyta3aWLt1rc35k1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daqueenbey.tumblr.com/post/49085461549/my-queen-on-fire" target="_blank">daqueenbey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my queen on fire</p> </blockquote> <p>Such a fucking pro.</p>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49102290564http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49102290564Sun, 28 Apr 2013 09:56:08 -0700I am a female of advanced age who has a myriad of choices available to me. I can and will choose as...http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49013985527http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/49013985527Sat, 27 Apr 2013 09:06:58 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15f5ab41554365021f86d3434b5caba7/tumblr_mkqfe93dEA1ri8ofpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thingsasstuff.tumblr.com/post/47112290147/a-dude-of-thrones" target="_blank">thingsasstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A Dude of Thrones</p> </blockquote> <p>Correct.</p>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/47782815639http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/47782815639Fri, 12 Apr 2013 07:46:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4ad7e5164c27511cef9458a62bda5f5/tumblr_mkyrou8F1m1s9gb4yo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/47621431510http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/47621431510Wed, 10 Apr 2013 07:36:40 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SLrkE6T_m5Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Alt lyric: I just wanna be Beyonce.</p>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/47027894549http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/47027894549Wed, 03 Apr 2013 08:55:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f50221339d95165851f1f8c3d378aa2/tumblr_mkge11kkj41s9gb4yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46640074229http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46640074229Fri, 29 Mar 2013 20:12:56 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87ea078e2e7c7f9855524d0786293758/tumblr_mhkmlkfEoN1rxj7o8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Damn. My secret got out.</p>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46618674542http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46618674542Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:26:17 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c001d07a47298b663e3628667203b3bb/tumblr_mke0thCuuS1qzss4xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I may or may not be crying right now.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://samhumphries.tumblr.com/post/46607788743/latimes-the-girl-who-just-wanted-to-play" target="_blank">samhumphries</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://latimes.tumblr.com/post/46601165616/the-girl-who-just-wanted-to-play-football-ella-a" target="_blank">latimes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>The girl who just wanted to play football</strong></p> <p>Ella, a 13-year-old who attends the Sequoyah School in Pasadena, just wants to play football - something easier said than done when the rest of the teams in the area refuse to play against a girl.</p> <blockquote> <p>As the season began, the league voted against allowing a girl to play. If Ella played, it would mean a forfeit, even though the games could still take place. And Sequoyah would be banned from postseason play.</p> <p>Ella’s teammates didn’t blink.</p> </blockquote> <p>As it turns out, the team finished 0-8 after Ella joined them, not because they lost, but because each time she prepared to take the field, they were forced to forfeit.</p> <p>Read the rest of <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-erskine-20130328,0,2956978.column" target="_blank">reporter </a><span class="toolSet"><span class="byline"><a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-erskine-20130328,0,2956978.column" target="_blank">Chris Erskine’s story here.</a><br/></span></span></p> <p><em><span class="toolSet"><span class="byline">Photo: </span></span><span class="credit"><span class="photographer">Michael E. Stern</span></span></em></p> </blockquote> <p>So awesome. If I were them, I’d make 0-8 t-shirts and wear them all the damn time.</p> </blockquote>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46615508450http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46615508450Fri, 29 Mar 2013 12:44:15 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46dc1b2675318b854ce24ccf07a25032/tumblr_mjzr00LUzl1qe1n7yo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe4ec1066be737c4f7457700928e1f6e/tumblr_mjzr00LUzl1qe1n7yo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43b25788bc17691297ef7dc27e72106c/tumblr_mjzr00LUzl1qe1n7yo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fb3d7fdb51ed4ee1a97d6b0c54849394/tumblr_mjzr00LUzl1qe1n7yo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Mr. Handsomebatch. </p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ofpotterandwho.tumblr.com/post/45890430393/ads-work-but-for-whom-x" target="_blank">ofpotterandwho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ads Work…but for Whom? (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNalIyHtqHo" target="_blank">x</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46511893504http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46511893504Thu, 28 Mar 2013 09:02:42 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ae73e45e394bae8159cb2e4f0613d59/tumblr_mkbvo3q5En1r395pbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>On the rare occasions I find myself all alone in the studio, I enjoy pretending I know how to play every single guitar in the house.</p>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46428365651http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46428365651Wed, 27 Mar 2013 09:40:50 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cce06cd15fb5af419b55db98bde0f22/tumblr_mk6vqrgpF11qc6wc5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deepvneck.tumblr.com/post/46369954100/a-boys-best-friend-is-his-mother-dead" target="_blank">deepvneck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>A boy’s best friend is his mother.</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>DEAD</p> </blockquote>http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46372616150http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46372616150Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:05:39 -0700I can&#8217;t picture myself as a member of a traditional family. Marriage doesn&#8217;t interest me...http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46346342895http://allupinthekitcheninmyheels.tumblr.com/post/46346342895Tue, 26 Mar 2013 10:16:25 -0700